Trump’s Tariff Tease
Trump’s playing peek-a-boo with tech tariffs again. Phones and laptops were spared—for now—but semiconductors are still in the firing line. Markets are whiplashed – The temporary exemption on smartphones and laptops from new tariffs on Chinese imports, provide short-term relief to markets. However, further levies on semiconductors and electronics remain under consideration, maintaining volatility.
OpenAI Drops GPT-5: Smarter, Sassier, Stronger
GPT-5 is here with 1.5 trillion parameters and a PhD-level glow-up in multimodal thinking.
It sees, hears, texts, and possibly dreams in code.
Fun fact: It may now understand your sarcasm. But don’t test it unless you’re ready to lose the argument. 
Walmart Doubles Down in Chennai
Walmart just swiped right on Chennai—again.
With a second tech hub sprawling over 465,000 sq. ft, the city’s now officially a Silicon Valley with better filter coffee.
🤝 Modi x Musk: The Tech Bromance Begins
India’s PM and Tesla’s meme king had a little chat.
Topic? Clean tech, Tesla’s entry, and possible brain-chip BOGO combos (okay, maybe not that last one).
Watch this space for electric sparks!
DRDO’s Laser Weapon Neutralizes Drone Threat
DRDO just said “pew pew” to an enemy drone using a directed-energy weapon.
It’s real. It’s tested. And it worked near the LoC. India’s Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO) has successfully tested a laser-based directed-energy weapon, effectively neutralizing a Chinese drone near the Line of Control.
Data Centers = Hungry Monsters
According to recent projections, by 2030, global data centers could consume more electricity than the entire nation of Japan. That’s billions of watts daily just to keep your cat videos, ChatGPT queries, and midnight food delivery scrolls alive.
What’s driving the spike?
- AI workloads (hello, GPT-5)
- 4K binge-streaming
- Cloud computing for literally everything
- And let’s not forget the 24/7 hum of enterprise servers storing your every Slack message and meme
This isn’t just a power bill issue. It’s a climate story.
Meanwhile:
YouTube = still autoplaying.
Netflix = still asking “Are you still watching?”
And your AI? Still hallucinating answers—on 200k GPUs.
Time to rethink how much “unlimited” really costs.
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